Holy n00bs Batman!
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:07 am
So I'm hanging at the moonwell in Darnasus making my once every four days Mooncloth and running the usual census. None of my usual crew was on to chat with, so I turn on the Verbose and watch the /whos go by so that my chat screen is scrolling. (hey, if I can't be BSing with someone, at least I can pretend!)
It finally gets to the /who 1-5, and it comes back with 50 characters. Whoa! That's weird for Elune. And as it rolls on, having to do /who 5, /who 4, /who 3, /who 2, and /who 1. I'm thinking to myself... what the heck is going on? Did everyone on Elune suddenly decide to roll alts today? When the census finishes, it says something like 400 new characters on Elune Alliance side. Unbelievable! I usually get between 50 and 100 TOTAL. And then it dawns on me... Christmas! These must be a rash of Christmas newbies!
So I get brave and summon my trusty Chelsea (aka my horse) and ride out in to Teldrassil... oh. my. gosh. I think Night Elves on Elune just had a baby boom! And they all gave birth to "rouges", based upon the LFG messages spamming General chat!
I offered to make anyone who brought me linen free packs, and got spammed with "power level me!", insulted when I politely said no, hit on by a naked dancing NE female, and begged for money from.
Thank heavens mages can teleport. Heaven help me if they new I could summon uber water!
sigh...
It finally gets to the /who 1-5, and it comes back with 50 characters. Whoa! That's weird for Elune. And as it rolls on, having to do /who 5, /who 4, /who 3, /who 2, and /who 1. I'm thinking to myself... what the heck is going on? Did everyone on Elune suddenly decide to roll alts today? When the census finishes, it says something like 400 new characters on Elune Alliance side. Unbelievable! I usually get between 50 and 100 TOTAL. And then it dawns on me... Christmas! These must be a rash of Christmas newbies!
So I get brave and summon my trusty Chelsea (aka my horse) and ride out in to Teldrassil... oh. my. gosh. I think Night Elves on Elune just had a baby boom! And they all gave birth to "rouges", based upon the LFG messages spamming General chat!
I offered to make anyone who brought me linen free packs, and got spammed with "power level me!", insulted when I politely said no, hit on by a naked dancing NE female, and begged for money from.
Thank heavens mages can teleport. Heaven help me if they new I could summon uber water!
sigh...